I’m expecting a US/UK divide on this, I’d think the latter.

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  1. cheated.

    Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,

    Went to bed with his trousers on;

    One shoe off, and the other shoe on,

    Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John.

  2. Traditionally, definitely the former.

    I’ve heard it innumerable times in the past to mean ‘cheated’

    Now, people more commonly say ‘scammed’ which is why ‘diddled’ is not often heard in that context.

  3. We would know it as cheated but the response would be to make out we thought they meant molested.

  4. Usually cheated. But it would depend on the context it was used. If someone said someone is a kiddie didler we’d know what they meant.

  5. Really depends on context I guess, but without context my mind goes straight to having been cheated.

    “He was diddled out of his inheritance by the shady solicitor”, for example.

  6. Depends on how much Comedy Based Upon Deliberately Misunderstanding Something they were looking to extract from the encounter.

  7. I think it depends on whether its about an adult or a child. If an adult has been diddled they’ve been cheated/scammed, if a child has been diddled it means molested. I feel dirty just typing that…

  8. I think in UK “diddled” is more cheating, I usually hear “fiddled” when talking about molestation.

  9. I didn’t know “diddled” means cheated in the UK.

    My first thought was Diddley Diddley doo as well as that song.

  10. Context. You wouldn’t say “They have been diddling” and expect people to know what you meant.

    “They have been diddling kids or they have been diddling their taxes.”

  11. I would normally take Diddled on it’s own as being diddled out of something e.g. cheated. But I also think that diddling does have a rarer sexual connotation as in diddling oneself in reference to masturbation, but that seems very dated like 1970 or 1980s to me.

    I have only really heard the slang for molestation as fiddled, as in kiddie fiddling (which is also quite a dated term really). However if people put kiddie diddling, I would know what they meant, even if I hadn’t seen it before.

  12. In context, 100% cheated. You couldn’t read all that and have even the vaguest impression that he was referring to molestation.

    Also **who the actual fuck is paying £9 for tea and a sarnie??**

  13. It’s about context tbh.
    Diddled out of ‘x’ =swindled
    Fiddle with/by person ‘x’ =molested

  14. Uk. ” I put £4.30 in the Metro Tram Ticket Machine and no ticket came out, I got diddled”

    ​

    Several times.

  15. I was born and raised in the UK (London) and have never even heard of the word ‘diddled’? Yet scrolling seems to find that I’m the only one who hasn’t? 😅

  16. Definitely cheated. I can’t think of any time where I’ve ever heard diddled in the molestation context.

  17. UK citizen here. I’d say cheated, but I’m in my 60s. Maybe younger folk will think differently.

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