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The balls when you’re in public
Balls. It can be hard to get a properly satisfying scratch on them unless you pull them taught.
The back, where you can’t reach.
Buttcrack
On your butthole
Under your knee or in between your 2nd and 3rd toe
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A bug bite itch between your nuts and anus
Between the shoulder blades. Feel like a fucking t rex
Bottom of feet while you drive.
Inside the ear when you’re wearing a motorbike helmet
That place you can’t scratch like under a surgical scar
Finger.
It sucks when the bite you’re trying to scratch is on the thing that is supposed to scratch the bite in the first place.
Eyeball. Don’t scratch it; it’s squishy.
The heel. No matter where you scratch, it never really feels like you’re getting the itch.
Somewhere on your head under a motorcycle helmet while doing 70mph.
On top of your toes while you’re wearing shoes and driving.
Inside your dickhole
Taint
6 inches inside the a hole
ASSHOLE
middle back, very hard to get it right to cure the issue
You’re fucking ASSCRACK! When in public.
Phantom itches after numbing like for teeth work is the worst. A itch you can scratch but it won’t feel like it
Had one on my chin. I was like wtf is happening
The inner side of your thighs, because it won’t stop itching.
Anus
Inside your butthole while at work.
My crotch when I’m wearing jeans and driving and it’s in the one spot I can’t get to
Ball of foot itch and you’re in a corporate meeting for 8 hours with no recess
That one at the back of your throat and down your ear at the same time, you try scratching your throat with your tongue all twisted, when that doesn’t work you put your finger in your ear as far as it will go and stab away furiously trying to scratch your throat from inside your ear.
Looks great if your on a date.
Bottom of foot. It tickles at the same time you itch.
Ass crack in public or the parts of my back I can’t reach.
Nice username by the way. Love that show to this day.
The penis/balls, it just itches sometimes and you gotta really scratch at it like a Kangaroo
Around the eyes
Looks like you’re tired when you scratch there
Anyplace you can’t reach
Up in the starfish
Tip of your foreskin.
If you’re in public, obviously that’s a no-go.
If you’re in private, you *can* scratch it, but you happen to be even the least bit horny in that moment, let’s just say you better have a fair amount of time to yourself. 😛
On your feet. Ever tried scratching a foot itch while wearing work boots.