How do you compete with a lanky dude with a manbun and a Tesla?

26 comments

1. Doesn’t sound like it’d be to hard based on your description

2. Why would I have to compete? We’re barely the same species.

3. Those are three of a thousand attributes that make someone who they are. Nobody said “I have to date a lanky dude”.

4. Bowstaff

5. Compete in what?

6. Compete in what? Mario Kart? Manbun’s got no chance.

7. Does not sound like competition

8. In what way do you mean compete? If you have a partner they should be devoted to you and you shouldn’t worry, if you are talking about getting a partner idk maybe widen your standards?

9. Machine learning and blockchain.

10. Become a buff dude with a buzz cut and a Charger

11. Sweep the legs

12. Holllllllllllllyyyyy shit OP, your account is a fuckin treasure trove

13. [deleted]

14. How do I compete? I just wake up and get out of bed……done. I win.

15. Grow a Moustache and get a mullet haircut

16. Punch him in the ovaries.

17. Limbo competition?

18. I love this, I have seen someone with this exact description 😂.
    Every time someone left or entered the parking spot next to theirs they would go out to the car and watch the camera footage to see if anyone hit the car.
    He came off as an absolute wanker.

19. Compete?

20. Well teslas are ugly so hopefully you have a good looking car

21. You don’t

22. lol. Manbun.

23. Sounds like the 2020s version of the bad guy in the 80s movie (preppie blonde jock dude with a corvette)

24. Mortal Combat, usually.

25. Fuck his mom. Now you are the alpha.

26. I’m a lanky dude, but my hair doesn’t need a bun and I drive a Toyota so I’d say I have one over on this guy