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Flaunting my bright plumage.
[Dick in a box](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg)
Drop a quarter in her nearly empty drink and say “hey that was my quarter!?”
She says something to the effect to “why did you put a quarter in my drink?”
And I say “oh so this is my fault!?”
She says something like “yes! You put the quarter in there!”
And I say “ok ok you win! I’ll buy you a drink! ;-)”
I have the confidence to pull this off but fear it’ll be mistaken as me trying to date rape by putting something in her drink. That would be a horrible misinterpretation but also a plausible one.
Come show up out the blue. With flowers a box of chocolates, wine, weed, and a card. Just say “ Hey whenever you’re not busy here’s my card. contact me” and walk away.
Curtsy
I like to open the door of the car for her but i guess thats outdated
Going up to a girl and talking to her. It’s kind of awkward and I feel like nowadays most women don’t want guys going up to them to talk in public.
Kill a rival suitor in a duel
At a restaurant, I let my wife get seated first and simply put a hand on the back of her chair as she scoots in. It’s a throwback gesture, but my wife gets a little thrill each time.