Is there anything you do in the bathroom that other people might find weird or frown upon?

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1. I squat over the toilet… Seat down, lid off and I shit right into the water cistern

2. Shit in a urinal to assert dominance.

3. Did you know some people stand up to wipe?

   And some people wipe back to front?

4. Wafflestomp

5. I always use the middle urinal

6. In all seriousness, though, my wife finds it weird that I get dried in the shower with the shower still on. So I’ll finish showering, point the shower head towards the wall, open the door, whip my towel in, close the door and dry as much of myself as possible before turning off the shower and stepping out into the chilly bathroom air. I find it much warmer and comfortable, although may have to reconsider this approach what with the rising energy costs.

7. I wash my arse after wiping for double cleanliness, except I havent actually got a bidet so just perch on the edge of the bath instead. I mentioned it on here a while back and got proper rinsed (ahah get it?) for it.

8. I clean my teeth in the shower. I only found out it was weird when friends saw my toothbrush in there and were relentless about it.

9. I massage my stomach to push out any excess gas and bloating? Is that odd?

10. i cut my own hair in the shower.

11. Your mum.

12. I can’t poo if the tap isn’t running. Even if i’m alone in the house

13. I sit on my phone and browse. Sometimes end up being in there for 20+ minutes

14. Cocaine.