When someone approaches you, what makes you want to nope out of the conversation before they start talking?

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1. Anyone at a work function since those events suck across the board.

   At a social event with friends? Any dude I don’t know approaching.

2. Bad breath, the speaker is too close to me, the speaker is noticeably drunk/high, when the speaker is already staring at my tits.

3. I don’t even know where to begin…

4. If they are staring at me inappropriately

5. Weird vibes

6. Intruding on my personal space if I don’t know them that well.

7. The fact that they’re approaching me lol

8. There’s just this “swagger,” I guess you could call it, that I can read from across the room. Someone who’s assured but in a way I know I definitely do not agree with.

9. When people ask me what I do for a living. It’s usually so they can brag about what they do. So pretentious.

10. If they make too much eye contact

11. A certain red had with four words printed on the front

12. If I feel unsafe for any reason

    I don’t give a shit if I hurt someone’s feelings, if I feel in danger I’m gonna bounce

13. The quality of eye contact

14. Depends on how they are dressed

    If they have a fedora or trench coat on I bail lol

15. Bad breath

16. Spitting on the floor

17. When their entire body language and general vibe just screams either too cocky and assertive or too insecure and shy. If I can tell from across the room that they’re uncomfortable or are gonna make me uncomfortable, I’ll pretend I didn’t see them approaching and walk over to someone I know lol

18. If they stand too close to me. Makes me feel like i can’t move.