Unbelievable Office rumours that turns out to be true ?

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1. That a Microsoft Teams update actually made the software more stable and provided improvements.

2. Yes, sometimes but no in other, times.

3. This is an occasion where capital letters do matter, yes. Do you mean the Office, as in the Ricky Gervais -Stephen Merchant program, or the office, as in a room where people work.

   Myself, I’d really look forward to seeing a one-off revival of The Office. As for the office: Nah, I’ll pass on that. Not fond of paperwork, y’see.

4. You sound like a daily mail staff writer looking for an easy story.

5. Geoff kept a gun in his desk at work. It was one of those Airsoft / BB guns, but none of us knew that.

6. It was rumoured that X did Y, and told Z that it was true! Omg right?! Like wow, after all that talk about AB and C, and all.

7. OP – click [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/u1b10l/unbelievable_office_rumours_that_turns_out_to_be/) for my ten most unbelievable office rumours that turned out to be true. Number three will surprise you! Number six will make the inside of your left elbow itch!

   You’ll never believe how different someone from 30 years ago looks today, it’s like they’ve aged 30 years!

8. Finchy threw a kettle over a pub

9. The operations manager stole a phone from someone’s desk who shouldn’t have it out, text their er.. religious person, I forget the term. Priest? Saying they wanna fuck them in the ass, and gave the phone back at the end of their shift.

   Edit: he also promoted someone then sacked them as she wouldn’t date him. He got fired eventually and I’m pretty glad.

10. Anna from marketing was shagging Alex from accounting.

    Actually it wasn’t unbelievable, everyone suspected it, but both denied it until Alex apparently drunkenly admitted it to Jim at his leaving drinks.

11. Pete heard we’re in profit, the German outfit’s the one that’s tanking, but Strauss is closing up the UK to save the mothership.

12. One guy was complaining that he was receiving homophobic discrimination, it turns out he was molesting younger male staff.