What if your wife says the ass is meant to be enjoyed dirty and why?

16 comments

1. Did she? I mean, that sounds like a personal decision you getti make. On the plus side, anal. On the down side, shit.

2. The fuck?

3. sorry, but what?

4. Sounds like we won’t be doing anal

5. I’d tell her to wash her ass.

6. Take a nasty shit and then tell her its a 2 way street so get to work.

7. Does she mean dirty figuratively or literally?

   Figuratively? Hell yes. Get some toys out, talk nothing but filth, get your kinky freak on and go to pound town.

   Literally? No.

   Outside of a human accidents*, unless she’s into scat (no judgement), it’s not ‘meant’ to be anything. There’s a whole industry behind helping us gay guys enjoy mess-free anal. Does she need a gay friend to talk to her about it?

   *(which sometimes, especially when you’re new to anal and you haven’t quite got your douching game/body rhythms/food situation down yet, can unfortunately happen. They’re best dealt with on an empathetic, drama-free and shame-free basis)

8. >the ass is meant to be enjoyed dirty

   I have no idea what this means.

9. No…just no…

10. I sleep on the couch until the feeling of disgust goes away. Such nastiness

11. ^ what uni exam questions look like when you haven’t studied enough

12. Get help weirdo.

13. File for divorce.

14. She must be my username

15. I’d say no, but ass is always either liightly peppered or heavily seasoned, dealer’s choice.

16. I’d tell her I’m not eating her shitty asshole. We both respect each other and she’s not going to ask me to do something I am uncomfortable with.