What is the best thing to do after getting hit in the nuts?

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1. The best thing to do is get even

2. Just don’t move until the fog clears. Then kick HIM in the nuts.

3. Try to remember all the good times in life.

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5. Kick him in the nuts from behind. It hurts more because tendency is to move away from the attacker and right into the foot.

6. A warm bath in epson salts helps.

7. crouch on your toes

8. Crawl into a hole and die.

9. You just lay there on the ground and wait for it to pass…

10. Deep breathing and squatting

11. After beating who’s ever ass did it, an ice pack and a whole lotta sitting.

12. Stop. Drop. N roll.

13. Cry

14. Think happy thoughts

15. Learn how to breathe again, then bring out the nunchucks.

16. Hit them back hard. You don’t slap someone’s nuts without a receipt.