When was the moment you knew you fu**ed up?

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1. About 2.5 seconds after I came inside her.

2. Which time? So many examples…..

3. When doctors pulled me out of my mom’s vagina. This life aint it son.

4. Why are questions here in r/AskMen better than those at r/AskWomen?

5. Was riding in a bicycle race and the second I felt that front wheel wobbling I knew I’d be kissing pavement.

6. Context: I was doing a solo road trip while my (now ex, for reasons that are about to become obvious) girlfriend was out of town visiting her family.

   I spent a whole day hanging out with an attractive, flirtatious girl I met in a little seaside town on the coast, telling myself the whole time I was just spending some strictly-platonic time with a strictly-platonic new friend. She took me around to see some sights, and we had a few drinks. It was fun.

   Then, when she asked if she could come back to my hotel room to charge her phone before driving home, I was dumb enough to believe that’s all she wanted. My brain was in deep, deep denial about what my penis was secretly scheming.

   I ultimately resisted temptation, but… it became pretty obvious pretty fast once she was in my hotel room that I seriously fucked up. And it still cost me my relationship. I’m still proud to say I’ve never cheated in my life, but I’m ashamed of how close I came that night.

7. Got the call that she was pregnant

8. When I ended up in rehab

9. Took a turn too fast into a stretch where snow is known to drift.

10. After breaking up and trying to work things out for reconciliation

11. Waking up in jail

12. When the people around me became silent as I was making comments about an old boss at an old job. Said boss was behind me. I owned it, and correspondingly had a trip to HR.

13. Many moments. Always happening

14. Had to tell my parents I couldn’t pay rent because I spent most of my money on eating out and the strip club

15. ‘Hey, mate…we followed a hose in, right?’

    ‘Yeah.’

    ‘Well where the fuck is it?’

    ‘Uh…’

    Yeah, don’t just rely on your mate to know where he’s going inside a building that’s burning down; heat exhaustion is a bastard. Stay switched on.