You met someone online and she’s coming to your place in an hour. Which room of the place do you clean first?

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1. Set fire to it and stand crying on the lawn when she arrives. Not only do you get sympathy sex but you also might get to move into a place cleaner than yours was. Once her place is dirty enough begin online dating again.

   Why do you think its called “tinder”?

2. I’m an adult so I don’t have to worry about this, I don’t live in filth. But, if she is coming to my place in an hour, I would make sure the bathroom is fresh.

3. Meet in a public place first.

4. Tidy up my bedroom. Everything else is already clean.

5. Don’t have to, my house is always clean.

6. Bathroom is the only answer.

7. Its amazing how much cleaning a man can do in an hour when pussynis involved. As far as order. Living room, bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, den, car, garage. Now with the leftover 30 minutes shit, shower and shave.

8. I don’t think she would be that fast to meet my parents lol

9. Bold of you to assume this would actually happen to me irl.

10. You COULD keep your place clean. It’s not that hard.

11. Bathroom, kitchen. Living room

12. Fresh sheets, if it’s THAT kind of date

13. My room. I need to make it look nice before we throw our clothes all over it

14. 1. Kitchen – wipe down counters and get the dishwasher going
    2. Bathroom – wipe down everything
    3. Quick vacuum everywhere
    4. Empty garbages and spray air freshener everywhere.
    5. Get a candle going

15. Kitchen

16. An hour? Just set the house on fire tbh.

17. Listen to the first part of your sentence:
    “You met someone online-“

    …well then…..you’ve made the same mistake I did.

18. Definitely bathroom. In my experience, if women see a dirty bathroom, they make some pretty solid inferences about you. (and, they’re probably correct) 🙂

19. Probably the front yard because that’s as far as she will make it before my girlfriend punches her in the tit

20. Just for that reason I keep the place inspection ready.

21. Probable just kick some shoes out of in front of my door and make sure dishes are good. Otherwise house is mostly clean.

22. Bathroom / toilet room , follow by kitchen , living room , bedroom .

    In that order , but bath toilet and kitchen are most important rooms to have cleaned 👍

23. Everything should be sorta clean, but as a female I’d say the bathroom/toilet. Nothing’s more nasty than an uncleaned toilet.

24. clean your cock and ass

25. Bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living room.
    I assume we’ll be in most of those rooms. Have to make sure the bed and bathroom are clean most of all. Kitchens are acceptable when not squeaky clean (I mean just having some dishes in the sink or drying on the sink etc.

    Bedsheets can’t be dirty imagine 🤮 and room cannot stink
    Toilet can’t be dirty, stained or room cannot stink

26. Bathroom, easy. A dirty bathroom is something you notice. When I go to a woman’s place if she has a dirty bathroom (like clothes everywhere, I cleaned toilet) I notice it and can’t help but judge