When the wife/gf and the kids are away what do you do with your alone time?

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1. Xbox and get myself some Chinese take out. Enjoy a movie and a nice wank and I’m set.

2. Absolutely nothing. And it’s glorious.

3. Shit with the door open, like the King of Siam.

4. find a game or movie to watch, order take out, and savor the peace and quiet.

5. Listen to music and masturbate, maybe get high and eat all the snacks

6. Catch up on my crying

7. Spank it

8. Usually do some kind of project around the house that takes uninterrupted time.

   Shower… watch some porn on the big tv….etc. order some wings or unhealthy food… then relax and watch whatever movie I want that the kids or wife wouldn’t.

9. Eat the food I want.

   Watch what I want on TV.

   Spend all doing the sports I like.

   Jerk off.

   Sleep in.

10. Living!

11. The same thing as when they’re here, but with much, much fewer interruptions. And more self determination.

12. I am assuming you have no squat rack, sandbag, or archery range nearby?

13. Watch porn with the sound on!

14. What wife/gf and kids?

15. Porn

16. Miss them

    I mean I do whatever I want, but i also miss my partner (and theoretical kids)

17. Catch up on a project or two, sit around for a bit, maybe go grab a beer.

18. Blast my favorite music

19. Alot of answers of watching porn and/or masturbating. Why not just wait for wife/gf to come back? She’ll jerk you off right? Lol