What would you do if your SO flashes you in the middle of an argument?

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1. Tell her they’re fantastic but that doesn’t mean she’s right

2. Depends on what the argument is about. If it’s something minor, then intimacy can solve everything

3. I would take the argument to the bedroom.

4. Enjoy the view and stand my ground if I’m truly right. No amount of flashing will change facts.

5. Flash her back!

6. I’d probably pause and ask myself if the fight is worth having. If she’s trying to distract me with boobs, it can’t be that serious.

7. ngl id probably be pissed if the argument is something major…

8. Fuck them…literally.

9. Would think that she isn’t taking me seriously

10. Depends on the severity of the argument

    If something serious then I’ll be annoyed. If something trivial then I’d probably giggle at the whole ordeal

11. I would be confused , my brain would short circuit .

12. “You win!”

13. I’ve seen those tiktoks and the guys always like “oh golly, boobies” and I don’t understand it. If I’m angry enough to argue then her flashing me would be the last thing on my mind. Id honestly be upset that she wasn’t taking the argument seriously.

14. Assume she’s realised she isn’t going to win and either make her take the L and apologise or get my leg over.

15. It’s just a distraction because she knows she’s losing the argument or is wrong. Def dig your heels in and go for the win. After the flash, say, “you are so much like your Mother.”

16. Nothing I haven’t seen before

17. Keep arguing I’ve seen those tits before

18. Flash em back. Fighting naked is so much better.

19. I’d tell her “don’t bring the girls into this unless you want me to bring out the boys.”

20. Say “nice try” and continue arguing

21. My wife does this. And for a while I stopped acknowledging it. Until I realized it that also decreased the amount of non argument flashes I received.

    Life lesson boys. Alway appreciate a flash.

22. It’s a trap!

    A booby trap!!!

23. I consider the argument over and we are best buds now.

24. I would do penicopter with an angry face. Both hands behind my neck.

25. Show her my butthole. Spread cheeks & all.

    “Alright, now that that’s out of the way, One Piece is the best manga. Keep saying it’s fucking JoJo & I’m getting the boxing gloves.”

    Then I wake up in the hospital with her sitting next to me. She leans in & whispers “fuck Luffy.” I turn over & sob.

26. If it’s a petty argument, probably make love to her. Something worthwhile to speak about, call her out for her manipulative behavior.

27. Say BOOBIES and then continue the argument

28. be like: “omg bOOBA???” [*eyes pop out of head*] “aWOOOOOOOOOGA AWOOOOGA” [*imitates a wolf howling] “*HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA”

29. She wins

30. It’s kinda disrespectful if you are arguing. It of course depends on the type and tone of the argument, but if you are actually debating something i wouldn’t like it

31. Lose track of what we were arguing about and shout boobies

32. Honestly I wouldn’t care. Saw them a thousand times. If we’re in an argument, we’re in an argument!

33. Say “well that’s a great way to change the subject, what were we arguing about?”

34. Argue more often

35. Continue to argue. If it’s something that I find worth arguing about, then it’s important to me. The flashing also shows me that she’s not taking it serious and considers whatever I find to be important and wants me to drop my convictions. She also likely feels like she’s losing the argument and instead of taking the L like an adult, she hopes to distract me. It would probably upset me more.

36. Only argue in public?

37. Your tits are great hun but I’m still not meeting your homophobic parents, we are literally lesbians

38. Wake up from the dream alone in bed

39. Here’s the deal. If you have a fat ass and we are arguing and you show it to me in the middle of the argument. I will forget what the issue was immediately. It works 100% of the time.

40. When my wife and I have an argument and she can tell I’m unhappy, she will literally reach for my pants and suck my dick to make me feel better.

    It works.

41. I’d pull it out, without breaking eye contact, and start helicoptering it while continuing the argument

42. The best thing my friend did during a very tense argument was say,
    “This will only end if you do one thing for me right now.” And I was pissed, like “What the hell could that possibly be?”
    And she said, “Smile.” And it was so jarring and we both started cracking up and it just ended the fight right there. I’d recommend it. Ya gotta say it in a serious tone though, there’s no other way.

43. Honka honka

44. I would do a victory lap in my head because, for me, it’s a sign that she knows she’s wrong and she’s just trying to divert to something else instead of owning up to her shit.

45. Think it’s her way of admitting she’s wrong and trying to stop the argument without explicitly saying I’m right.

46. Arguments would cease to exist…the world would be a happier and a better place.

47. Ah, the old boobie trap…

48. “Calm down puppies, this is between your mom and i”

49. No woman has ever breasted me in an argument.