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Meaning what do think about often.
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Gold.
A self replenishing wad of cash would be nice
My PP. But sadly it barely reach out of the zipper.
A key/door code for whatever door I’m standing closest to
I would use it to steal money
A beautifully crafted orb that can cure diseases and sadness but only works for me
World peace. Then I would sell it for $25.2 trillion dollars.
A big wad of 100$ bills
Spoons. I’ll always have them whenever I need one.
Cure for cancer, or at minimum the cure for herpes
Same as one of my “Genie” wishes. Everytime I went to pay for something, I would just reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount needed, forever.
Edit: didn’t see the money thing, sorry.
Winning euro millions lottery ticket (the jackpot, not £10…)
a button that teleport me everywhere
A 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Emily Ratajkowski and Alexandra Daddario and that stuff about world peace
Cooked bacon
A Dragon named Sam.
Right now? The cure for Covid cuz I’m sick with it.
The Philosopher’s Stone
A magical rock that turns me into a literal god.
Pocket sand.
The Super Soldier Serum
Besides money? The deed to a good-sized house with a yard, in my city. If I didn’t have to pay rent, I’d be middle class. I’d be able to start a family, plant a garden, and install solar panels.
A million dollar bill.
Bitcoin wallet passwords
A chipmunk.
Like a magical property pocket? So for instance I could bill unlimited bottles of booze out of my pockets? Cause I would choose liquor and each pocket had its own type. Then I would just walk around selling booze with 0 production cost. I would be invited to every wedding and mitzvah and charity function and just gladly enjoy being the “seasonal spirits”
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A will to live
Will to live.
a cure for PASC
A girlfriend
the sports arniace for the next 20 years
Chocolate Pudding
My laptop, it would look like a cartoon, pulling something huge out of a pocket.
A lighter.
At work and someone asks for a light? Boom.
Lost on an island with no heat source and need to make a fire? Boom.
Lights cut out and it’s dark as hell? Boom.
Someone looks at me funny and leaves their coat unattended at a party? Questionably unethic, but boom.
A sandwich
A time machine
Winning lottery numbers for the next big draw. Here in Canada the Lotto Max jackpot frequently gets as high as $70 million. I’d love to have the winning numbers to one of those draws.
Hot popcorn, so if I’m at work and I am hungry I can just magically pull out a few pieces of popcorn. Or for the movie theater, so I don’t have to buy it.
An updated phone with all of my information on it (like a phone I’ve been using for a while).
sword
Love
A comically large spoon.
The deed to the f***in’ moon. That’ll show ‘em.