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I was at Turf Moor the other night watching Birmingham get shat on by Burnley and the pub by the ground was called The Royal Dyche with the sign being a picture of former manager Sean Dyche dressed up as Henry VIII. Made me chuckle.
Houdini was buried on this site on October 31, 1926; February 11, 1927; March 18, 1927; and July 23rd, 1928.
STAFF WANTED!!!
The Alexandra is seeking new staff to join the team. Suitable candidates must be fluent in English & have the ability to understand slurred Irish.
https://i.imgur.com/dD5k2rc.jpg
Some of the ones in the pubs of Aldershot in the Eighties would not be believed today. “If you’re not <list of military units who were on the “turf” list> neither RMP nor CivPol will respond to reports of you being murdered on these premises in timely fashion” or words to that effect.
The Spade Oak, Marlow – [Sign](https://i.redd.it/d9dagnv2dx8a1.png)
Firework display inside every night…This place is full of rockets
In Wandsworth Town there is a pub called ‘Spread Eagle’ that’s across the road from another called the ‘Ram Inn’, which made me chuckle because they definitely knew what they were doing.
“Dogs welcome, children must be kept on a lead”
No shagging or shitting in the sinks
The Quiet Woman in Earl Sterndale in the Peak District has the best pubsign ever. The woman in question has no head.
Outside the Ring O’Bells in Warrington a few years ago:
Hungry? We have food!
Thirsty? We have alcohol!
Lonely? We have alcohol!
Strictly no children after 7pm
Stolen by me from the Corner Pin
There is a pub in Newport that has a sign in the gents saying “ do not wash clothes in the sink”
An old one, something like ‘No women, No labourers, No sailors, No itinerants’. But everyone just ignored it and always had apparently.
Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what’s for lunch
The Mayflower in Rotherhithe – ‘Unattended children will be sold to the local workhouse’. My parents loved that one when I took them for a drink there, even though I’m in my 30s…
“It would be appreciated if you DID NOT wash your dog in the sink.”
“We have beers colder than your ex’s heart”
“Unattended children will be given red bull”
“Soup of the day: rum”
“Dogs welcome with well behaved owners”
/me looks at current karma.
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Free drinks tomorrow.
From the Traveler’s Friend in Buckhurst Hill, Essex, in the middle of a 30c heatwave at 7am in the morning:
Today’s soup of the day: Gin.
The Quicksilver Mail, on a prominent junction in Yeovil has a sign outside that’s more of a challenge than anything else.
COLD FOOD,
WARM BEER,
GRUMPY LANDLORD.
DONT’T BELIEVE US? COME IN AND SEE
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear. Can’t remember where exactly but definitely in Ireland.
‘You have past the greatest pub in the Midlands ‘
Bag of nails in Bristol has an incredible list a few of my favourites
No cunts
Daily mail opinions will have the piss taken out of them
Babies and toddlers must be stored in the cellar
We used to have a sign up in the pub I worked in that was basically a ‘tariff’ for what the staff would say on the phone, should a customer’s other half call up.
The responses varied depending on the tip given. It basically went like;
£1 Tip – “Sure he’s here, I’ll just get him for you”
£2 Tip – “I think he was in earlier”
£3 Tip – “Nope, haven’t seen him all day”
£5 Tip – “Never heard of him, doesn’t drink in here, sorry”
“Sunday lunch served every Sunday”.
“May we never be out of Spirits.”
In Edinburgh.
Arrow pointing into the pub ‘Beer this way’
Arrow pointing up the road ‘I dunno? Maybe bears? I wouldn’t take the risk’
No Food
No Football
Angry Bar Staff
Good Beer
There’s plenty of daft ones in the west country, but the one that first comes to mind is The Plough in Bradford-on-Avon:
“No food, crap beer, bad hospitality”
“This establishment closes at 11pm. If you haven’t had enough to drink by then, management suggests you weren’t trying hard enough”
There’s a sign up the road from me that just says
“FREE BEER!!
TOPLESS BAR STAFF!
And false advertising”
“Drinkers wanted: apply within.
No experience needed”
On a pub in the Peaks: can’t remember where.
Over the lockdown, one pub near me kept their ‘What’s On?’ blackboard outside with just the word ‘nowt’.
“We’re not the best, but we ARE the most expensive” and “Due to the ongoing energy crisis, we will be refusing entry to anyone who does not bring the own blanket and candle. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause”
This: https://ibb.co/vqZw2Q1
“Husband Day Care Center”
I saw one a couple of weeks ago that just had a big sign saying “FREE HEAT”.
Now, whilst true, and seems incredibly helpful – is actually very good at luring people in for a coffee/drink/lunch.
Highbury Vaults in Bristol has a sign on the side saying: “last pub for 22 yards”
In Camden, London –
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Bread & Roses near Clapham.
“I will always be there for you” signed The floor