I mean obviously yes, but how exactly would you answer?

Also bonus question: Would you reveal details like how often, where, when and such, provided you have at least a basic trust in the person that they won’t “use” it against you.

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  2. Someone, as person sitting next to me on subway?

    I go into all details and even offer to dhow tgere and then.

  4. That’ll depend on the person asking. It can be anything from joking to outright walking away.

  6. “do you?” smirk and watch them in the eye

    If they panic, good
    if they say yes “there you have it, big boy”
    if they say no “Really? Should try it sometime, good stuff. I can teach you” wink and proceed to make them as uncomfortable as I got from receiving their question

  10. Used to do so professionally but my career was cut short due to a severe case of tennis elbow.

  14. honestly depends on who’s asking, so that i can see how far i can go with telling the truth/joking/lying

  19. who is asking? if it’s my mom im going to be telling her to fuck right off. If it’s your mom I might get into it. Bonus points if you tell me she’s dead.

  21. *quizzically raised eyebrow*

    Does a *bear* masturbate? Does the *Pope*?

    *Breeze on past*

  23. I’m 38 and it’s been like 23 years since everyone other than partners have asked me this. I have always answered the same: of course, don’t YOU?

  28. “Yeah, of course.” In a tone of voice that implies they were asking me if the sky was blue.

  30. I mean, as long as they aren’t asking for any specific details.

    I would say yeah 👍

  31. I would say *’Sir, this is Wendy’s’.*

    Why am I going to detail my masturbatory habits to some stranger?

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