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I love you son
Me:- How did I born mother?
Mom:- “We found you from the dustbin”
You’re very smart and handsome
You know that bitch lying, she’s obligated to say it
Probably Santa Claus.
I love you two equally !!
Maybe tomorrow
Not just moms but “I promise I’ll never let anything bad happen to you”
Really why make that promise knowing full well you can’t keep it
You’re perfect the way you are.
Dad is gonna whoop your ass.
I clearly am not the most handsome guy on earth otherwise I would have a modeling gig by now.
Stop it or you’ll go blind…
“I promise I’ll never try to keep you from your dad.” One order protection later and force apperence for child support later. Crazy how standard this is.
I love you
Whatever you say, it won’t sound stupid.
When mothers say their ugly son is handsome I don’t think they’re lying, they believe this.
“Your daddy ain’t shit”
“You can be whatever you want to be.” Sometimes that’s not the case for a lot of people.
“Just gon get some milk”
-Father, 1991.
I don’t think my mother is lying to me when she speaks to me, but I do think her perspectives on things are distorted by her affection for her child.
“You’ll find someone one day” “You’re not ugly” etc.
To answer your edit: because women are incapable of unconditional love. It is *always* conditional, and in their case, the condition is fulfilling expectations.
they’ll keep saying it, but it’s more about making sure you don’t cut contact entirely
Wouldn’t say lies as such, but they give awful dating advice and advice on picking up girls
‘Just be nice and treat her’