What is the name you would’ve chose if you could’ve named yourself?

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1. Commander Cock

2. Rex Butts.

3. Other people say your name more than you do, so “Imma Poopeater” then record them all the time and you have a hundred people who you can blackmail cause they are poop eaters.

4. My Name Is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander Of The Armies Of The North, General Of The Felix Legions And Loyal Servant To The True Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father To A Murdered Son, Husband To A Murdered Wife. And I Will Have My Vengeance, In This Life Or The Next.

5. Nobody a should answer this because once you tell you can’t use that name for the day you decide to disappear and create a new life for yourself.

   You should always hold your favorite name and reserve in case you end up in the witness protection program.

6. The Penultimate Warrior

7. Max Power

   Max Power, that’s the man who’s name you’d love to touch,

   but you mustn’t touch!

   That name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it,
   you mustn’t fear.

   ‘Cause that name could be said by anyone!

8. I would be stuck a few days thinking, and choose a crappy one anyways

9. Regina Philange.

10. Obu Obu Obu

11. Fucky McFuckface

12. Kai

13. Lightning mchugerod. 😆