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“Hey baby girl, Muppets treasure island is rented, My moms ain’t home at the moment, Few brews in the fridge, you down to go down?”
May I buy you a drink?
I don’t use them because they come off as corny and sleazy af, so I just introduce myself and go from there.
How is your relationship with your dad?
“The Lannisters send their regards…”
“Hey, my name is ___.” I always figured it didn’t matter what I said, if they liked me, they’d help keep the conversation going. Seemed to work well enough for me.
“you got a pretty mouth”
“Come with me if you want live”
My cock tastes like strawberry milk.
1 or 3 month subscription?
I don’t like waiting in line why would I have a favorite?
*Your clothes are going to look good on my floor.
*I’m huge
“Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Esmerelda?”