What about you do you think would make you a good president?

3 comments

1. Uhh…absolutely *nothing*. I can’t handle that level of stress, I’m not smart enough to be a *good* president, and I *really* don’t need every dumb thing I said and did in high school coming back to haunt me so publicly.

2. I can ask a million questions and get to the underlying meaning of things (thx advisors).

   I can also abuse power in a way that nobody can call me out on it. Why are there 30 foster kittens in the dining room? BECAUSE THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY LOVE AN ANIMAL LOVER, THAT’S WHY.

   Also I can speak in differing tones (like Common tongue, ~Fancypants~ and Spiritually Awakened).

   I’d be little better than Trump. But, *kittens*.

3. I’d be excellent at resigning from that position. I’d be a shite president.