In the face of the activities of these treasonous louts (and likely agents of France), I wish to ensure His Lordship that I am a good King’s Man and will defend with my very life the Crown’s interests in New England. I would also like greatly to court his daughter, who is a comely and winsome girl, and frankly gets my breeches in a bunch. TIA.
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Inform on your neighbors and invite the lass to picnic with you while they hang!