when is it a good time to be late?

11 comments

1. When you expect the other person to be late

2. morning of September 11th, 2001 to Logan Airport in Boston, MA. Just ask Seth McFarlane

3. Never. If you are not early, you are late.

4. Death.

5. A wizard is never late.

6. I’m late to every dinner party I attend. But i always bring a great bottle of wine.

7. Because you were having sex.

8. Your own funeral, might as well postpone that for as long as possible.

9. School (shootings)

10. To your funeral

11. Dinner.