I’ll get it started. Typically, when my wife tells me she got her period, I’ll try to make a joke related to how much my penis will “miss her”, or a joke about how much I’ll be masterbating for the next couple of days.
Lately, my go-to has been to stare longingly at my hand while gently singing “Hello Darkness My Old Friend”.
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“We making secret sauce tonight?”
u refer to your penis as your little man?
It bothered her but never me.
High five each other
“Unclean!”
She usually just gives me blowjobs for a few days and offers anal.
I’m going to go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Call her my little ketchup packet
Hey! Not pregnant! High five!
“You want cheese?”
“ewwww that’s gross!!!”
I pat myself on the back for my pull out game.
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And we celebrate another 3ish weeks of not getting her knocked up.
I don’t have a gf but I am looking forward to say “Nice, more flavor when I eat you out” when this scenario happens.
Mazel tov!
It is my fav time to perform oral on her. So I say “let’s eat out a lot during Aunt Flo’s visit.”
I prefer to not know
Bloody periods are just things out from my business
Don’t have one but I imagine, *knowing who I am*, that a joke or something intended to be supportive and affectionate will be uttered. Wether my response is a hit or miss is a different beast entirely. :>
I know, you’ve been insufferable for the past week.
It’s not my first time running a red light🚦, lol
“I’ll be back in a week”.
Say nothing. Make her brown sugar ginger tea, shovel it to her face, watch her drink it with direct & intense eye contact.
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Edit:say nothing.
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No crying!