Need help brainstorming, what if Die Hard took place in medieval times?

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1. Now I have a crossbow. Ho ho ho.

2. “Castle Death”

   Plot Summary:

   In the medieval kingdom of Nakatomi, a brave knight named Sir John McClane has returned to his homeland after years of serving in the Crusades. He hopes to reunite with his estranged wife, Lady Holly, who now resides in the grand Nakatomi Castle.

   As Sir John arrives, he is shocked to find that the castle is under attack by a group of ruthless invaders led by the cunning Baron Gruber and his band of mercenaries, who have taken the castle’s nobles, including Lady Holly, hostage and demand a hefty ransom.

   Alone and outnumbered, Sir John must use his wit and combat skills to infiltrate the heavily fortified castle. With the help of a few loyal servants and sympathetic castle guards, he embarks on a dangerous mission to rescue Lady Holly and free the castle from Baron Gruber’s clutches.

   Throughout the siege, Sir John faces numerous challenges and confrontations with Gruber’s henchmen, who are armed with swords, crossbows, and other medieval weaponry. He utilizes his knowledge of the castle’s secret passages and his experience in crusade warfare to outsmart his foes.

   As the siege intensifies, Sir John finds himself in a deadly game of cat and mouse with Baron Gruber. Their final confrontation takes place in the castle’s towering keep, where they engage in a fierce swordfight amidst the raging battle outside.

   Ultimately, Sir John emerges victorious, rescuing Lady Holly and restoring peace to Nakatomi Castle. His bravery and cunning make him a hero in the eyes of the kingdom, and he and Lady Holly are reunited, their love rekindled amidst the chaos of “Castle Death.”

3. Yippee ki-yay peasant

4. Sounds cool! Ya know what would make it even better? Maybe a magical artifact of some kind. Could liven things up!

5. Bruce Willis would be crawling around the thatch roof of a one storey house instead of the aircon in a skyscraper.

6. Then it would be Braveheart.

7. The restaurant?