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Be really angry at both the condom manufacturers and my vasectomy doctor.
Shrug and complain to the doctor who did my vasectomy. We could have another kiddo, I just don’t want one.
Raise my kids?
Both of us don’t want kids, so if it ever did happen and all the protection failed? Then most likely an abortion.
I have a vasectomy, both my wife and my girlfriend had their tubes tied.
If either of them get pregnant, it’s going to be pretty bad for their health.
Shrug, raise another kid. After 5 it’s all the same
Become a Father & partner to your girl the best you could be.
Paint the nursery
Ah, the beauty of abortion.
Get her an abortion
Neither of us want kids and she stated she’d get an abortion.
Paternity test
I would be excited. The thought of becoming a father one day has me eager for the day it arrives
Be very very surprised. We are 60
Marry her.
Be happy
I’d have another kid I guess
Get an abortion, as previously discussed.
We are actively trying right now, so I would probably jump up and down with excitement
Plan B
take control of your reproductive rights. GET A VASECTOMY. best decision ever.
Deletus the fetus. Yeetus the fetus. Jk I would raise him/her and be the best dad and husband/boyfriend I could be.
I would call the Guinness Book.
My girl is 64.
Jump for joy
Tell my father the good news and probably downsize to save money. I have enough in savings for a few months’ expenses but not enough for a few months’ expenses WITH a child.
Become famous because her tubes are tied and she is past menopause.
Call you up and let you know that you’re going to have siblings.
Act happy
Ask who the Father is, b/c I’ve been snipped & shooting blanks for 20 years!!!
I just proposed this week so I guess I’d move up the wedding a bit lol
1. Question where I got a girl from
2. Man up and be a good father
Panic. My son is only 10 days old
Pay for the abortion and go get another vasectomy… actually fuck it, just castrate me.
Call a bunch of doctors. Between her hysterectomy and my vasectomy, an explanation would be required.
Be the best dad I can be and see my two most beloved people in the world grow as mother and son/daughter 🙂
Scream with excitement! We’re trying to have one
Marry her if it was going well.
I would pay a very violent visit to the doctor who performed my vasectomy
GGs
I’d be pretty fuckin’ concerned with how she managed to regrow her uterus.