every time i’ve seen a man shower they’ve just been in the water, rubbed their hands around their body a little bit, and maybe half ass shampoo

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  2. Grab the soap bar or body wash. Lather, apply everywhere. Face first and then work downward. Shampoo and condition the hair. Sometimes masturbate.🤷

  3. i’ve known girls that just stand under the water for 5 minutes and get out. don’t pin this behaviour just on men

  4. Shampoo and conditioner hair every other day, exfoliate every other day, cleanser on other days, use body wash with body scrunchie, then wash butt with the butt scrunchie, wash with warm water, take approximately 40 mins in total.

    Once my skin dries then use moisturizer if it’s dry. If not then I’ll use moisturizer in the morning with some sunscreen afterwards.

    Sometimes contemplate my life and debate if I should be alive. Maybe get an existential crisis. Try to think about random shit.. like… what if yugioh duel disks were real or something. Usually I do this while I’m washing to save time.

  5. My hair is really short, like 1/2” or so. Shampooing my hair takes just a minutes, wash my ass, balls, and armpit, scrub whatever paint might be on my hands/arms/rest of body. I always brush my teeth while I’m in the shower. All said and done, I don’t think I spend more than 7 minutes.

    How long is it supposed to take?

  7. I use an exfoliating loofah with body wash

    Start at the top work your way down, paying extra attention to cleaning the ass and groin.

    Then shampoo hair

    Then use an exfoliating face scrub, then mineral anti blemish face scrub, then a face mask thingy

    Then I stand in the shower in a depressed way while I feel sorry for myself

    Then I get out.

  8. Most of the time (like 5/7 days) I do a rough full-body scrub with body wash and a loofah. Salicylic acid face wash in the shower also. For hair, I have very coarse and curly hair, so I shampoo about once a week and use conditioner only the other 6 days. Massage it in at the beginning of the shower, leave it until the end of the shower. This whole routine takes like 5 minutes total if I’m quick so I can leave the other 10-15 minutes of my shower for sitting on the bathtub floor staring at the wall.

    If I’m completely out of energy, which I am some mornings, I just do what I heard from a Reddit post like 12 years ago: scrub your crotch, ass, armpits, and knee pits with soap, let the water take care of the rest.

  9. Get wet, shampoo hair, rinse out shampoo. Use bath sponge with body wash, make sure to scrub my legs and feet too. Rinse off lather, do a all-around rinse in case of left soap, then out of the shower.

    Not that complicated. Hair, body, rinse, and done.

  10. Full body wash, feet to head, takes 2 minutes. Face takes another 60 seconds due to the beard.

    Hair wash every 3rd day takes 10 mins coz it’s waist length.

  12. Of all things, I wasn’t expecting to have my shampooing technique critiqued

    What else am I meant to do in the shower, practice some soft-shoe?

  13. My husband scrubs like he’s fresh out of a nuclear explosion and needs to decontaminate. I’m surprised he still has skin.

  14. 1. let water heat up

    2. stand there for a few minutes and spiral into depression

    3. shampoo hair

    4. rinse

    5. repeat step 2

    6. condition hair

    7. use shower gel and scrubby to clean the meat suit

    8. rinse hair

    9. repeat step 2 until end

  15. Mostly just get in, let the water soak me, and sing for about 12.6 minutes. Then get out, dry myself, and use hella axe spray. /s

  16. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

  18. I wash my face, shampoo, conditioner, body wash with luffa, shave/manscape if I need to, brush my teeth.

    Oh and then I poop and shove it down the drain with my foot because it turns into noodles that give me nostalgia for those playdough toys where you push it through to make spaghetti hair.

    What kind of question is this? How many men have you seen shower? Do you have a large sample size or something or just one or two mfs that you’re seemingly projecting the behavior of onto all men lol

  22. I…clean myself? Honestly, scrubbing good from head to toe doesn’t take long unless you want it to.

  25. Aside from using body wash and the scrubbie, I shave my face. Its almost impossible to cut yourself in the shower.

  27. Jack off standing up to make sure my cum shot muscles are well trained. Is that what you wanted to hear?

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