If you didn’t have one, why?

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  1. A few friends and I went to a steak house and told stories about our glory days while getting moderately drunk and overeating. I think it was 4 dudes and 2 women. My closest friends are women.

    No strippers. No debauchery. Nothing to be too embarrassed about afterward.

  2. It was great! Me and my boys went and played golf, my wife and her friends went horseback riding, then we had a keg mixer, and instead of paying strippers, we encouraged everyone to drink heavily and hook up (much better than being teased by someone you are throwing hundreds of dollars at!)

  3. I was a huge drinker in my 20s. I cut back a ton on the alcohol in my late 20s. By the time I reached my bachelor’s party in my early 30s. I didn’t have any friends left.

    My “bachelor party” was me drinking beer and shooting alone on my grandparents’ abandoned property(they had been dead for years at that point). I went through about 2k rounds on my AR by myself.

    My wife still thinks I met up with alot of my old friends for my party.

  4. paintballing, then drinking. the next day was snowboarding, then drinking. the next day was hungover. great time lots of memories

  5. I had breakfast with friends, we drove several hours and met up with childhood friends and played pool and drank. We then went to an Airbnb and had a small party. I drank too much and regret that part.

    In the morning we had brunch and visited my brother at the cemetery. It was solemn. Then we drove home hungover and recouperated.

  6. Went on a beer bus tour with my male friends and relatives. Picked us up and took us to 3 breweries in the area for tastings. Then dropped us off at my favorite restaurant for dinner. I think I was home and in bed by 11. Wouldn’t change a thing.

  7. Me and my buddies rented a lake house for a weekend. Lots of drinking, some smoking, and a lot of grilled meat

  8. I wanted a 90s style sleepover with my buds. Beers, golden eye, and good times. My wife sent over a bucket of beer/meat/cheese! It was the best!

  9. I went to Ocean City, MD with a few friends for a night. Had Chinese food for dinner, drank a bunch of tequila, sang karaoke. Enjoyed the desolate feeling of a beach town in the off-season. It was a bit heavy on the booze but otherwise pretty tame. Yes it was a good memory. Nothing degenerate, it just felt good to blow off steam with some friends.

  10. I had a ski trip with my brother and closest male friends. Skiing, playing cards, casual drinking and catching up.

  11. We rented out a church gym, dressed up in stupid outfits and played 4v4 basketball. Then we lowered the goals to 7 feet and had a dunk contest

  12. Didn’t have one. I only have 2 close friends and both were active duty and could barely make the wedding. Besides, I don’t really feel I missed out, Did enough crazy shit way before I got married. 🤣

  13. I didn’t, because there didn’t seem to be any point. I mean, drinking, strippers, crazy shenanigans, whatever…my then fiancée would’ve wanted to join in, and I would’ve wanted her to. She wasn’t just my girlfriend or fiancée, she was also my best friend (still is), and any activity I wanted to participate in was more fun with her along.

  14. Me and my bride to be did that supercar experience thing at Las Vegas. Then we went to a Brazilian steakhouse and gorged ourselves on meat.

  15. Mine? Very low key – it was actually a joint bachelor/bachelorette party at a cabin we rented. My wife and I neither one wanted a traditional “last shabang” where weird shit can happen.

    My brothers bachelor party was absolutely unhinged. Strip clubs, vomit, hard drugs, casinos, hostage dances, police, etc.

  16. We went to a San Diego Padres baseball game, and after we shoved our faces full of Taco Bell.

  17. Went camping in the mountains, did some hiking, rafting and just hanging out. Ate like kings. Took some edibles and had a couple beers a day but didn’t really party. It was perfect.

  18. Total wash. My best man had us jumping from one bougie restaurant to another, because those were the places he wanted to go. Didn’t do anything with strippers even though me and the guys were into it. Best man was the drunkest person in the group and we had to have his dad pick him up at our third stop. He met up with us at our last stop and tried to fight me. It’s been 12 or so years and he reminds me how much money he spent on the bachelor party and tries to use that to leverage me into loaning him money and doing him favors.

  19. My first one was lame. I was under 21, so bars were out of the question.

    My second, we went out for dinner. Hey, we are old!

  20. My friends and my dad all went out on a charter fishing trip. When we got back we went drinking then they took me to a strip club. My dad yelled that it was my bachelor party. She brought me on stage and took my belt off. She then pulled my pants down left my boxers on. She bent me over put my head between her legs and then started whipping the shit out of my ass. She was like 90lbs. I could have easily just stood up and she would have been flipped off stage but she stopped when I started to stand up. I had a huge welt on my ass that my new wife saw. She was pissed I went to a strip club. For days she didn’t talk to me. My grandmother passed away 3 days after my wedding and that got my wife to talk to me again. Well. Shes my ex wife now but yeah. Good times.

  21. Paintball, dinner, mlb game, kicked out of dance club after 10 minutes when my best man sprayed his beer all over and on purpose. Called it a night. Fantastic day/night with my boys in our late 20s.

  22. Lol, my work friend took me to a strip club. I’d never been.
    They started playing “Welcome to the Jungle”. I had never heard GNR before, and I was so into it that I kept asking the strippers to track down the band name while they were trying to seduce me out of my cash. They were a bit annoyed.

    Finally, we just went home and drank beer.

    Postscript: I told my wife that story the next day, she bought me the Appetite for Destruction cd as a wedding gift.

  23. I didn’t have one. I was never into partying, strip clubs aren’t my thing, I rarely drank much at that point in my life and my wedding was a small family affair anyway, so there weren’t even a group of male friends present to invite.

    I really didn’t see the need for “one last night” of things I didn’t enjoy in the first place.

  24. I haven’t had one but I know what im doing for mine I’m gonna buy a shit ton of pokemon and dragon ball cards a new video game and some thc and lsd. My partner and my cousin will be with me where we will open cards together (if she doesn’t want to I’d be fine with her just being a active participant in being excited/happy for me) and then whatever game I want us to just play start to finish while I trip balls in to oblivion and call it good. There’s no one I’d rather spend time with than her so her not being there simply isn’t a option. And my cousin is my only friend and I love playing video games with him (I love playing with her as well hence why I said us would beat the game) I don’t want strippers or none of that shit. To me that’s infidelity and honestly it’s just weird. If I want a lap dance I have a partner for that and yeah sure im a bit biased but there’s not a woman in existence that effects me the way she does having another woman in my lap or on me is just gonna make me wish it was her and feel grimey.

  25. 13 of us went to my cabin on a lake in northern WI for 3 nights. Went paintballing one day and rented a pontoon for a day. Went out to the local small town bar on Saturday night. A lot of Busch light was consumed. It was a blast.

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