What would you tell your significant other if she found out you were selling illegal things online?

23 comments

1. Depends what these “things” were

2. “Please leave me, because I’m an irredeemable dumbshit.”

3. I would tell her the truth. Bullshitting won’t help.

   Honestly, I would have had the conversation before I began.

4. Well, where did you think those holidays came from? Did you ever see me working?

5. Be as honest as you can without going into financial/ misc details on what it is you sell and how much you make

6. You mean, when I asked for her thoughts on the endeavour before I started?

7. “It’s this or FeetFinder, amazing what a pair of nylons can do.”

8. Really depends. Drugs? The truth and argue for the ethics of it. Weapons? The truth, and ask for redemption because it’s unethical. Maybe find a justification. Illegal explicit material? I’d get a good divorce lawyer.

9. Uhh I can explain. *insert SpongeBob meme*

10. I swear this horse dildos are not mine its your moms

11. The profit margin.

12. You know how you despise selling nudes but keep doing it because you think that’s the only option you have to survive? Unless the state finally decides to acknowledge Autism as a disability, this is all the income we’ve got. And put that mushroom down. It’s already been sold.

13. “Baby, I can explain!”

14. As a woman I’ll say it depends entirely on what you’re selling. Like illegal tropical plants or something? Ok fine not a big deal. Human organs on the dark net, we’ve got a problem.

15. I think we need more context. What was she selling?

16. 50/50 all the way

17. “hey in all fairness I only did this because I didn’t think you’d find out”

    /S

    I wouldn’t be in that situation.

18. Sorry honey, won’t happen again.

19. *Shrugs* Take it or leave it, but I’m not stopping.

20. I’d offer to share the profits with her

21. I would tell her before i was doing so she wasnt blind sided by it if something went sideways

22. Is OP Walter white?

23. I would ask if it were possible to sell these legitimately – aka whether she’s selling them illegally because she doesn’t have another choice if she wants to sell them or because she considered “legally or illegally” and consciously chose to do it outside the letter of the law.

    Why she chose illigitamcy.

    And what protections she has in place.

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    If you’re going to do something illegal, don’t get caught.