When was your last ’my zippers down’ moment?

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1. I was out of my mind on magic mushrooms at a cafe in Amsterdamn, and I go to the toilet cubicle because toilets are rad on hallucinogens for some reason, and I ‘wake up’ still sitting on the toilet but with my pants up. I couldn’t remember if I’d peed. And because of the hallucinations I couldn’t tell if my jeans were dark from pee – the colours keep shifting, and I couldn’t feel dampness but I didn’t really have the concept of hands. Eventually I get the bright idea to go out of the cubicle and splash some water on my pants leg and know for sure if I’d pissed myself because I’d have a direct wet contrast. I had not pissed myself. I walked back out to my friends after disappearing for 90 minutes and it looked like I had pissed myself. And my zipper was down.

2. I was an actor in a play. Small stage, small theater. Left my fly down at least three times during the show’s run.

3. A cute barista: “can I tell you something?” Me: “sure” my interest peaked a little…..her: “your fly is down” … I can honestly say that’s not where I thought it was going.

4. Two years ago back when I used to smoke, I asked a random stranger for a light on my way to work. She handed it to me and our conversation went like this:

   “Erm, your zippers undone.”

   “Oh shit, my bad. Thank you.”

   “One of those days, huh?”

   **It was indeed, one of those days.**

5. was buying clothes in the local mall 2 girls in same grade level passed by had big smiles on their faces

   we weren’t friends but everyone knew each other

   took another hour until i realized the zipper was down

   age 16

6. Ha. It’s all the damn time for me. I completely forget that step again, and again, and again. I have started taking pictures of my down zipper every time I notice it, no matter where I am. I send them to my wife. She says, “So, you’re taking pictures of your pants while in the grocery store aisle?” Looks like it.

7. Highschool