What is something you will never put on the grill?

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1. my cock

2. Ice cream

3. My baby

4. Portopotty mushroom or whatever the hell they are called

5. Fish without using a fish basket.

6. Children. Had a cousin run into a grill and bearhug it. The smell of grilled child fanned over us for a brief moment. He was hospitalized and the cookout was over.

7. eggs

8. Fake meat, like impossiburgers

9. A head of Romaine lettuce

   [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjBEY_3qCI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjBEY_3qCI)

10. A corpse.

11. Dog

12. There used to be a very racist joke back in the day in my hood.

    Why don’t Mexicans bbq? (not true by the way)

    Because the beans will fall through the grill!

13. Body parts and most fruit

14. Deez nuts

15. Spaghetti

16. A smaller grill.

17. Alligator tenderloin. That’ll ruin it fast.

18. Puppies

19. Rice. It’s really hard to balance all the grains.

20. spaghetti

21. Uranium, probably, but you never know…

22. My wife and kids. They go in the oven, not the grill.

23. Deez nuts.

24. Muh weiner

25. Usually anything of the liquid variety

26. Deez nutz

27. My finger to see if it’s hot enough.

28. My kid

29. A second, smaller grill

30. Was at a party where some drunk pissed on a hot charcoal grill… There are no words to describe how fucking nasty it was.

31. My bollocks

32. Babies

33. My foot

34. Tofu

35. Cheese.

36. Compressed gas, fireworks, batteries, children, pets, rubber.

37. Kielbasa should be steamed in a beer brine.

38. Poop

39. Shit

40. Tofu

41. My wife tried to get me to grill some romaine lettuce. Apparently she saw it on a foodie show. Hard pass.