Men who don’t wash their asses, just why?

18 comments

1. My ass smoother, tighter and cleaner than any chicks ass.

2. Maybe they can’t smell their own stank?

3. When you say ‘washing their asses’ do you mean the outer part or between the cheeks?

4. Lmao oh god , they like the stench? Must wash!!!

5. This can’t be an actual thing

6. User name Checks out

7. Go to class and get off the internet please

8. Yet the dudes still get laid. Says something about both parties involved.

9. Yeah, I’m not convinced that this is a real thing but I’m also not going to check.

10. Have nice balance with the toilet tissue and shower time, unlike some chick’s that run the toilet paper too high and have a rash above their crack.

11. bullshit. no way this is true. where the fk do you live?

12. If you mean with a,wash cloth and bar soap, I only do that showering. After wiping the poo off I wet some toilet paper with witch hazel and wipe my rectum with that. Witch hazel contains alcohol, so my butt is clean.

13. If you don’t wash your anus, the gays don’t want to come near it. That’s what the President says, anyways. In his secret tree fort that he sends out tiktok videos in.

14. Take a shit

    Clean badly

    Go running

    Get sweaty

    Have your sweat mixed with the remaining shit around your ass

    Take a toilet paper

    Clean your ass

    Smell it

    Aaaaaah

15. Grammar is off, girlfriends “facts” are off too, or they just sleep around with a startlingly high amount of vile ass men, which reflects more negatively on both you and them

16. Perfection does not need to be washed.

17. Tell your friends to go give their clits a tug and leave the thinking to the horses

18. Did they see it in the real world or did they just read a joke about a guy saying “it’s gay to wash your ass” and then tons of guys saying “yeah nobody will ever catch me washing my ass that’s gay af”? It was a joke!