I (F18) barfed on my boyfriends (M18) dick, straight up.

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1. Yep. You play the game, you sometimes lose. I hope he was a good sport about it.

2. Sad to say I’ve done it 3 times now, each with different people 🙃 but hey each dick is different, and once you know where the limit is then you can work from there

3. I did it once in mexico, drunk af and wanted my hubby to fuck my mouth. Didn’t even know it was coming. Hubby thought it was somehow so sexy 🤮

4. I wiped a chunk of Cajun fry off mine this week, so I feel ya. It’s happened a few times since we started seeing each other – not sure if he realizes that, haha. I always feel so embarrassed about it, but I’m pretty sure he’s too busy feeling good to notice or care.

5. You’re not the first and you won’t be the last. Some guys even like it, believe it or not. You’re a champ 💪

6. Been there after an açaí bowl 🙊

7. it happens

8. M 40s, I’ve been barfed on a dozen times. Always took it in stride. Maybe just smoothies next time though haha

9. Well that’s one way to get a dick wet.

10. I’ve puked ice cream on my man’s dick. And nachos. Lolol some guys do like it. I try to know when I’m gonna do it and drink lots of water first so it’s easier clean up

11. A real bonding experience there 😉

    Sex is messy… the smells, sweat, precum, semen, farts and noises… As long as you can find humour in the situation you should get through fine.

    Sounds like a great thing to laugh about once you’ve distanced yourself a bit.

    (Story time: Me and mrs attempted to set fire to a cabin we visited. Things got hot and heavy, and we didn’t notice a pillow had caught fire from the candles on the bedside table. As they say: Experience is the accumulation of failures throughout your life…)