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“Always a friend, never a boyfriend” seems about right.
“Will never find an honest woman”
Always the farmer, never the plough
always needed, never wanted
Friendzone veteran.
***Tbh i personally have never heard females in friendzones.
Sidekick, third wheel, etc.
Always the 6, never the 9
“Always a free man, never rushed”
Never a honeydo list, always a honeydo list?
Always the padawn, never the jedi
Friend zoned
Third wheel
Perpetual wingman
I’ve been an usher like 5 times, but rarely a groomsman. Does that mean I’m a lot of guys’ good friend, but few would consider a great friend?
Always an NPC, never the main character.
Being the wingman every time? Lmao obviously.
Luckiest guy on the planet.
Always a wingman, never a win man.
Always the one getting sympathy kisses on the cheek at New Year’s parties
At one point every girl I dated and broke up with got married to the guy they met after me.
Nice guys finish last
Always the brosmaid never the bro 🤧
Always picked last in dodgeball/any team sport.
Doorgunner (wingman, but forever)
In Spanish we have
Siempre espectador, nunca protagonista
“You’re just not husband material”
Tutorial boyfriend
The friend zone
How have I not seen “Always the Groomsman, never the groom?”
Confirmed bachelor
I feel like the friend zone sums this up for most guys
Friendzoned.
Nice guys finish last
Always the shoulder to cry on, never the knob to slobber on.
Always a Clydesdale, never a Clyde, eh, BoJack?
“I love you, but like a brother.”
The friend zone. “You’re husband material but not boyfriend material,” and things of that nature. Always a shoulder to cry on but never the guy you actually want to date.
The first one to the party, and the last to leave.
>I wish I could meet someone like you
????
I’m right here!
If I’m the best man, how come everyone else is getting married?
Always a Groomsman, never a Groom
He will make a great husband to someone some day…
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Thanks ya bitch!
I think “I want a guy just like you, but not you” is probably just as awful.
“Nice guys finish last”