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Barney
such a deep and phylosophical question, id have to ponder this for at least a week or 2 before i could make a real educated guess as to the best choice, ill return when i have an answer for you
Maybe one of the ones in Jurassic Park because I’ve always wanted to be an actor
Triceratops – always Iiked the depiction and drawings of them standing up to the T-Rex
Triceratops
Any dinosaur that eats meat. I couldn’t go vegan.
Stegosaurus or Triceratops because I can relax and eat the floor for nutrients and drink the river water
giganotosaurus of course
The one that could breathe fire.
Don’t tell me there was no such dinosaur, because you could not possibly know that.
Does it have to be a taxonomical dinosaur, or can I go with contemporary giant reptiles?
I kinda like the Ankylosaur. The tail club was a force to be reckoned with.
I’d rather be a dragon.
Raptor. highest evolved int.
Apatosaurus
Long boi
Still tall AF
70-80 year lifespan
Monch leaf, not pay taxes, shit everywhere, DGAF
Utahraptor
T-Rex because RAAAWWWWWR
I see what you did there but they’re all pretty much just big chickens.
Electoral college
Velociraptor, so I can be clever and have friends.
Lickalotopuss
Pleisiosaur
The oceans are mine
A T rex, I’m a simple man
Some kind of raptor. I’d hate to navigate the world alone, especially a world that dangerous. I would also be okay with an herbivore if it’s a herd animal.
A pterosaur, always wanted to be able to fly
https://i.imgur.com/PTOCy6b.jpg
The lesser known Philosoraptor, still a raptor but I get to spout clever sayings.
Triceratops is pretty badass.
Charizard
I would be a rare breed of dinosaur traditionally found scattered across 6 of the 7 continents, with no known presence established in Antarctica. This creature has scared children for centuries, kept them up late into evenings, and demonstrated a consistent inability to coexist with the modern day.
Fellas, I would be a middle school history teacher fending off retirement.
i want to be the flying kind.
Does Godzilla count?
Some ancestor to the Crocodile of some kind.
Tardigrade
Spinosaurus – swim but not all the time.
Suchomimus. Just a walking croc.
A Lickalotapuss.
Raptor. T rex is out.
Oh, he couldn’t masturbate because his arms are too short
They feared him from Kilpatrick down to Galway Bay port
Luckily he found a wife so he could have sex
The non-masturbating tyrannosaurus rex
Thesaurus
Ankylosaurus
Birds aren’t real. WAKE UP!
Stegosaurus for sure, got some armour, got some spikes for offense. As far as dinosaurs go, might have an ok chance at not dying a horrible death
Uh ima go with eustreptospondylus and laugh at everyone who tries to pronounce it
Something that would be eaten in one big chomp so i wouldn’t need to exist longer than i needed.
Velociraptor
Idk but I’d definitely be a raptor who’s name is Ralph.