What are things to do/not to do when your partner is visited by Aunt Irma/Aunt Flo?

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1. Definitely don’t fuck her aunts.

2. Not to do – send her to her mums for the week.
   To do – throw chocolate like its a live grenade and duck behind the sofa.

3. Don’t call her a jelly donut and squish her belly.

4. idk, maybe don’t call it that. just call it period or menstruation.

5. Sometimes I casually walk into the room of Aunt Flo and have a lengthy chat with her. At other times I take that opportunity to visit her Aunt Ana who stays just next door to Aunt Flo.

6. Do: bring her chocolate. If she says she needs you to pick up pads, *listen carefully to the type she needs.*

   Don’t: make insensitive jokes, act all grossed out. Even if you are, don’t act like it. Be an understanding adult.

7. Who the fuck are they?

8. Make no contact.

   Leave a gift basket of Midol, dark chocolate, wine, ROMCOM DVDs and a brand new fuzzy blanket in the bedroom for her.

   Turn off your celly.

   Get out of town for a few days.