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Act like normal people
They speak with an accent from somewhere in Britain.
The one’s speaking English in an English, Scottish or Welsh or NI accent.
If abroad those speaking English in a British accent, loudly.
Wear Union Jack shorts.
Knowing how to queue properly and loudly tutting all the foreigners who don’t
Absolutely red raw sunburn… we make the most of the sun 😂😂😂😂
Whining when they get a croissant in France but there’s no wee wanky pot of jam or packet of butter.
They say can I get instead of please can I have
Either a milk bottle complexion… or lobster red complexion. Expects everything to come “with chips”.
Carrying a tray of Stella pints at 7am in an international airport
Day drinking
Says “mate” too much
The Redcoat and musket?
More tattoos than teeth is always a good starter for 10
A dead giveaway when you’re abroad is someone wearing a football shirt
We’ll be the ones wearing [giant felt hats with the Union Jack on them](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFkUTveCEAEYpJt.jpg:large).
Thinks 28 is a heatwave😂😂😂😂