Since I’ve got with my new girlfriend we’ve both (consensual) pushed each others boundaries.

Shes asked me if we could do bum stuff.

I was like yeah babe.

She goes. No. No. I do it. To you.

Instantly closed up like a clam

But the more we talked about it. It got me intrigued.

Then out come this weapon of mass destruction

But holy fuck it was good.

Lads. It’s not gay. Try it.

11 comments
  1. No, you can be straight and like butt stuff.

    Sexual orientation is who you’re attracted to not what you enjoy sexually.

    If a straight man likes a trans woman, he’s still straight.

  2. I’ve also recently joined the team -anal not gay- and it felt great! Cheers!

  3. Hell yeah! Glad you got to experience it. You’ll definitely achieve out of this world O’s like never before

  4. Never thought I would start my Saturday with a haiku about pegging, but here we are. I’m glad you had fun!

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