What would your Top Gun call sign be?

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1. *points at username*

2. Charging boar.

3. Duck?

4. Ducky Mcduck duck……

5. Dublin (Dubs for short) or Hudson

6. Single mom’s destroyer😎

7. Aviators, at least American ones, don’t get to pick their own callsigns. Theirs peers do, and sometimes it ain’t pretty. Most are pretty normal but God help you if you do something dumb in training. That shit is permanent.

8. Boner Champ

9. Walrus.

10. High school and undergrad nickname, still answer to it: Moose.

11. In the Navy I saw the following call signs: “short bus”, “Hot coffee”, “Housewife”, “dream wedding”, “Batman” & my personal favorite “pizza guy”.

12. Had a diabetic guy in one of our squadrons who’s callsign was “Sugar” if he ever screwed up we would demote him to “Sweet N Low” or “Splenda”.

13. A navy female aviator got the callsigh “hulk” because she could bench 200 pounds. She was on TV for some reason later and wore more makeup than expected. She was thereafter known as “Revlon.”

14. It would probably be something like Screwball or Peckerwood.

15. Smokestack

16. Urethra

17. Flatulence

18. Blue Icee.

19. Cumshot.

20. Slipshod

21. Canine

22. Squanchy

23. Cobra Nuts

24. Skidmark

25. If your peers have to pick? Would probably be “Rebel”