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Havent you heard? Keep a flask under your pillow and the cum fairy will fill it up overnight!
When I was younger and using it all the time I used to buy in bulk form Costco. Now that I am married for 15 years or so I just get sample size packs and hope they don’t expire before I get to them.
The cum is stored in the balls
Pound shop
Developed this weird thing over the years where it comes out of my toe instead of my d***. Ah well, the ladies love it.
Your dad
[The cum store](https://i.imgur.com/vtGJdyy.gif)
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The haberdashery.
I make it myself. Your mom prefers it that way.
my balls fam….my balls