What would you do if you were scammed $1M?

23 comments

1. Legal remedies.
   Vengeance. Retribution.

2. I would feel sad; then collapse and faint

3. Nice try FBI.

4. Figure out where the hell I was hiding a million bucks from myself.

5. Wipe my tears with my other billion dollars.

6. I’ll contact Pierogi from Scammer Payback to expose those motherfuckers. And try to get that money back.

   Love those videos.

7. I’m getting that 1 mil no matter what

8. Hunt them down and make them pay.. my money back.

9. Cry

10. Clap the dust off my hands and say “welp, that’s showbiz!” Into the camera and prepare for the sequel.

11. Kill myslef. I won’t earn a mil in my lifetime, if I manage to somehow get it and then get scammed I’m fucking killing myslef.

12. I’d Change them interest

13. I’m getting that money back. If they spent it then there are other ways to make money off them.

    In family friendly wholesome ways of course.

14. Go to the police and report it.

15. I would take 10 times longer to scam them out of 5 million.

16. Get hold of a lawyer and try and get compensation

17. Make another million and let karma take those fuckers.

    Maybe i’ll help it along if i get an opportunity.

18. I’d go on Reddit and ask others what would they do in my shoes.

19. its called bitcoin

20. Train

21. Call the police, the lawyer and other authorities

22. well thats why my parents arent letting me manage my own money cause i believe scammers and too good to be true shit “ pay one million to day , live rent free “

23. Well I don’t have 1mil, so no worries.