The title says it all.
Allegedly I proposed to this girl when I was 4 years old. I don’t remember ever doing this but my grandma (who I’m staying with for the weekend), and the rest of my family does too. Anyways, my grandma made me call her and now I’m going out

So i’m going on this date on Saturday but there are some problems… first of all, This will be my first date so I’m nervous. secondly, I genuinely have no idea what to talk about. I don’t know thi girl, the only time I ever hear about her is when my grandma brings up the fact that I proposed to her when I was a goddamn fetus.

Reddit, please help me come up with something to talk about. Best case scenario I don’t make a fool out of my self

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  1. I actually still check in with my former childhood pretend wife. We started contacting each other maybe 8 years ago and we hadn’t spoken before then in maybe 25 years. The first time we talked as adults, we talked for a looong time.. much longer than expected, and I’m not a big small talker by any means.

    What we mostly talked about is how the world has changed during that 25-year gap. How people have changed. Who we could both remember from childhood. Etc.

    I don’t think you should be nervous.. you’ll have plenty to discuss. It’ll be like opening a time capsule.

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