My gf is cooking a lazy dinner by whipping up batter that we had left over from toad in the hole.

But with no sausages left she’s using beans.

I’m trying to think of a disgusting way to imply the beans are frogspawn.

Also inb4 you name it “disappointment”.

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  1. You know when people want to break up with their partner but instead of being honest they treat their partner like crap in the hope their partner will do the dumping? Is that her plan?

  2. So, pastry instead of batter, and beans instead of sausages? Is this conceptually adjacent to toad in the hole? Mean beans? Bake and fake?

  3. The bigger question is why there’s pastry left over from toad in the hole?

  4. Toad-in-the-hole with beans is called “bean hole”.

    If you want to be more creative, you could call it “Toad’s Revenge” or “The Return of the Toad”.

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