Americans, why do you shower without your clothes on?

30 comments

1. If we don’t, the eagles get angry.

2. Why are you watching people while they shower???

3. Well, it is important to think of the children. Okay, you sold me. I’ll switch to baths.

4. Da fuk?

5. Because I’m subhuman filth who doesn’t deserve to be happy of course

6. Are you talking like YMCA showers or at home? I’ve only showered at home with clothes on when I was drunk.

7. Because we’re uncultured swine.

8. Less steps when dropping the soap

9. One of the lamer Aprils fools jokes.

10. I don’t, I only use socks

11. Speak for yourself. I’m a NeverNude and refuse to shower without my cutoff jean shorts.

12. I love wasting water by washing myself and my clothes separately

13. Lol, was wondering why I kept seeing these joke questions… did not realize the date till 4 hours into my day…

14. Saves time and money. Launder my clothes at the same time I wash myself. Also means I can wear the same clothes every day since I’m washing them every day. Means I can buy far less clothes. I only have 3 outfits in my closet: informal, formal, and business casual. And that’s all I need

15. What is shower?

16. Bc they don’t get clean that way

17. Not only do I take my clothes off, but I also peel my skin off and deep clean my muscles.

18. Get out of my bathroom

19. Cause we’re free to shower how we want. Personally I shower with fireworks and cheeseburgers.

20. How else are we supposed to get our clothes clean?

21. I always shower in my clothes. That way I don’t have to wash the clothes separately later.

22. I always shower with my clothes on because if I don’t then I’ll be naked and I don’t want to be in the same place as a naked guy cuz that’s gay.

23. I don’t know and personally have never showered without my proper jorts on. It’s not just me either. There are *dozens* of us.

24. I’m a pedophile

25. My stained sweatpants sag enough without being soaked in water, thank you Baby Jesus.

26. In France they shower with thongs on. I saw a documentary about it

27. I use a bathtub full of bullets and ammo and just kinda roll around in it

28. https://youtube.com/shorts/c9H7wwfrpgI?feature=share

29. Who showers with clothes on? Of course we shower naked that is what normal people do.

30. Because it makes the fbi surveillance teams uncomfortable.