Wife and I want to have sex on a canvas while covered in paint and hang the artwork in our dining room for all to see.

We have heard of a few people doing this, and ever since we heard of it we couldn’t shake the idea of trying it ourselves. Not only does it sound like an absolute blast having sex together covered in paint and goofing around on the canvas, but knowing that our dirty deed will be displayed in our home for all our guests to see despite not knowing it’s anything other than abstract art arouses the hell out of us.

Anyways, I have a few questions for all of you to make sure we do this right:

– What paint should we use? We want to make sure it isn’t bad for our skin, but will also come off in the shower.
– What techniques/positions would you recommend to result in the best final product?
– How much will we need?
– Should we tape it before we start, or add splatters when we are done to add more artistic elements?
– What colors should we use? We want it to be semi-appealing to look at and we want to avoid it turning out as just one brown blob.

Below are some things we are planning on doing to make it as successful as possible, so lmk your thoughts:

– We are laying a plastic tarp on carpet to have some comfort.
– We are laying tarp along the path to the shower for obvious reasons.
– Scrubbing each other in the shower is act 2 of this fun venture.
– We will have the canvas professionally stretched when we are done.

Thanks in advance!